SMS 0101

Hai i am Testing ur
BLOOD
IIIIIII...
33%
IIIIIIIIIII...
66%
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
99.99%
Complete
Result:-H I V
'OH' MY GOD

H:-Health
I :-Is
V:-Very good condition!
Ok.

SMS 0100

75 boy friends, 62 lovers, 59 girl friends, 74 sight, 1 item, this is my life style. Appadinnu sonna nambava poreenga,

adhu ennoda Mobile number pa.... Aiyo... Hiyo...

SM S 0099

Ammaa vanga

iya vanga

akka vanga 

thampi vanga 

entha kodumaya parunga parunga parunga 

kuranku onru enna alaka sms padikkithu.

SMS 0098

Baby: amma Gandhi sethutara?

Amma: amadi.

Bby: Nehru?

Ama: avarum poitaru!

Bby: MGR?

Amma: avarum poitaru!

Bby: ANNAI THERASA?

Amma: avangalum Ippa illadi chellam...

Baby: appa naatula nallavangale illaya amma?

Amma: kavalai padaathe chellam 'THANA' pola onnu rendu per irukangadi chellam

SMS 0097

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..?

SMS 0096

My love story...
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The End.

Fullaa Ragasiyam yaarkitayum sollitathinge adichi kooda keappaange appavum sollidathinge ok.

SMS 0095

Dear customer..!

Ungal Natpin Validity Kuraindhu Konde Pogiradhu, Thayavu seithu Oru Sms Anupi Ungal Natpai recharge Seiyavum.!"

By

-Friends care service-

SMS 0094

"Nengkal Ungkal Uravugalodu pesuvathatgaka Ennai Thanimaiyil Niruththi Viddergale"

Ippadiku...!

"Cell phone tower"

SMS 0093

Sorry 2 disturb u. Matter is very urgent. Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita, so we need 100 monkeys urgently. SMS paditha udane purappadungal.. Plz

SMS 0092

Ennathan naai nanri ulla mirukam endalum athu thankyou sollathu.
Help pannitu thanks ethirparpor sankam,

Nenka enna than costly phone vachirunthalum unka no ku neenka call edukka mudijathu. 

My no ku call panni thuvandu ponor sankam,

Ennathan unkka kaal speeda odinalum prize kaiku than, 

Vettikali purakkanipor sankam.,

Bus mela ne earinalum un mela bus earinalum ticket edukka porathu nee than . 

Bus il ticket edukkathor sankam.

SMS 0091

>>>----> >>>---->

Po ambu po enaku sms pannathavanga brain la poi kuthu.

<----<<< <----<<< yen thirumbi vanthita?

Sorry boss

avagakita brain illa.

SMS 0090

This sms edicate to

overa makeup podura ella girls kum...

Boy : Dress super

Girl : thanks

Boy : Lipstik also super

Girl : thanks

Boy : makeup also done very nicely

Girl : thanks da

Boy : appuram yandi asingama irukka...

cool cool...

SMS 0089

Lux-33/-

Rani-32/-

khompa-34/-

Dettol-35/-

velvet-37/-

Lifebouy-33/-

Giv-31/-

Apsara-34/-

Ithula ethu venumdalum edunga naan pay panran aana onnu "kulikanum" ok

GOOD MORNING, HAVE A NICE DAY...

SMS 0088

Naan-Neruppu

Nee-paruppu

Naan-Aagayam

Nee-Vengayam

Naan-Irumpu

Nee-Thurumpu

Naan-Singam

Nee-Asingam

Naan-Hero

Nee-Zero

Naan-Gilli

Nee-palli

Naan-branty

Nee-empty

Naan-cool

Nee-fool

Naan-gold

Nee-old

Naan-big

Nee-pig

Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...

 "IT'S FUNNY DAY.

SMS 0087

¤Baby : "Unmai" naa Enna maa?

¤Mother : Unmai naa Nearmai daa Kannaa...

¤Baby : Nearmai naa?

¤Mother : Nearmai naa namma "THANA" maathiri daa Chellam...

¤Baby : Appo fradu naa Enna maa?

¤Mother : Ippa intha msg'a edit panni,

avanga pera poddu 4wd pannuvaangale allathu reply pannuvaangale paaru,

avangathan FRADU..!!

SMS 0086

Nan innaiku rotla varumbodhu oru visayam ennai romba kan kalanga vachiruchu..

Adhu enna theriyuma...

Thoosi...

Ok neega kalangaathiga..

SMS 0085

Nee Eppavum Sirichikitte Irukkanum,

Naan Parthukitte Irukkanum,

Athu Hospitalla Nadakkanum,

Angu Naan Doctora Irukkanum,

Nee Mentala Irukkanum.

(.....)

SMS 0084

Kathalithu paar unn kaiyeluthu alakagum.

- Vairamuthu.

Kathalipathai vittu paar unn thalaiyeluthu

alagagum.

- vairu erinja muthu'

SMS 0083

KADHAL ADHU

UNMAI..!

ANBU ADHU

KADEMAI..!

PAASEM ADHU

URIMAI..!

FRIENDSHIP ADHU INIMAI..!

INTHE SMS

VASIPPATHU ORU

ERUMAI.....?