SMS 0060

Oru pichaikaaran,

1 bus la 25 perda 5 padi 1 hour pichai eduthalum

25X5=125

oru nalaiku 12hours pichai edukirar endu vaichu konda, 125X12=1500.

Oru naluku 1500 enda 1month ku,

1500X30=45000

so 1year ku, 45000X12=540,000

so 5years la,

540,000X5=2,700,000

ipa solunga yaru pichaikaran? Avana? Nangala?

Udanae thatoda kelampunga ....

SMS 0059

Hello

x'cuse me

Thoongitingala?

Plz konjam enthuruchu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga..¤MESSAGE¤

OK..ippa thoongunga ...

Good night

Sweet dreams...

SMS 0058

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Ithula 1 missing? Read again

two times padichu pakureengale vekkama illa? ABCD la eppadi "1" varum?

SMS 0057

En..

Uyir..

Ulla..

Varai..

Ungaluku sms

anuppi kondiruppen..

Endravathu oru naal

anuppamal iruthal.???

Andru naan..

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wait... wait...

Romba feel pannathenga..

Andru Uruppadiyana

Velai Seidhu Kondiruppen..

Ha... Ha... Ha...

SMS 0056

Arivukum, manasukkum sikkal irukkum pothu..........

Neenga manasu solwathai mattum kealunga ean theriuma?

ungalukku thaan arive illaiye!! Unmaya sonnathaala kopam vendaam .

ok

SMS 0055

You=> lovely

You=> perfect

You=> beautiful

You=> sweet

You=> cute

You=> serious

You=>fantasticThats all, ithukku mela ennala poi solla mudiyale sorry.

SMS 0054

Alikkum

sakthiya

kadavul

iruvarukku

mattume

koduththu

irukkiraar.

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1. duster

2. rubber

by:- nursary last bench terrors.

SMS 0053

Vara vara enna rompa avoid panrenga ippallam enna kandukave matenga... Irukattum ithallam eththana naalaikunu pakkaren.

By: ur SOAP & BRUSH.

Pls use it daily .ok 2day mornig evankala use panunka.

GOOD MORNING

SMS 0052

   !''!
 /     \     strong
|  3*  |   Beer
!__ _!   650ML

Anuppi erukkan.

Kudichchittu Galatta

pannama silenta thoongunga .

Good 9t

SMS 0051

Gk question:

Uyir illatha kuruvi ethu?

Theriyalaya?

"Seththu pona kuruvi"

Ha... Ha...Ha...

Kadavulae enna mattum ean ivalavu arivaliya padacha

SMS 0050

Onnu Mattum Nalla Therinjukonga ADIKKADI Msg Anupura nanga onnum Velai Illatha vetti officerum Illa.

Adha Padichittu DELETE Pandra neenga U.S.A president'um Illa.rendu perum dubacur than.neenga no.1 dubacur

nan no.2... dubacur. romba srikka vaandam antha kodumaya annala sagikka mudiyala.

Alumpi palla vilakkugka

G00D MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY

SMS 0049

un pokil po.

un vazhiyil yosi. Ninaipathai pesu. Nee virumbuvathai sei.

Apa than ellarum solvargal. 

"THARUTHALA YAAR PECHAIYUM KEKAMA POKUTHU ENDU''

SMS 0048

B.E padinke ENGINEYARA povenga.

B.B.A padinke MANEGERA povenga.

M.B.B.S padinke DOCTORA povenga

Atha vidduththu ippadi veddiya SMS padicha NASAMATHAN povenka.

SMS 0047

F - Fradu

R - Rowdy

I - Iyokkiyan

E - Eruma madu

N - Nonsense

D - Danda soru.

Ithelam vechu pakum pothu sathiyama Neethan n friend (nanpanda)

SMS 0046

Naan

Onnu

Unkita

Kekkanum.

Naan

Athe

Keta

Nee

Thappa

Ninaipiyo,

Yesuvayo,

Thidduvayo

Kopappaduvayo

Yenru payama

Eruku

But

Athe

Naan

Unkitta

Yappadiyavathu

Endaikulla

Kedde

Aahanum

Yanru

Yan

Manam

Thudikuthu

Keka

Thevala

Yenru

Ennoru

Manam

Solluthu

Athe

Kekati

Pinnuku

Ethala

Naama

Pirunthiduvamo

Yanru

Payamum

Eruku

Yappadiyo

Naan

Athe

Unkitta

Kekanum

Yanru

Mudivu

Pannidan

Kekiran

ok

Neenkal suhamaha irukinkala? Appaaadi yappadiyo unkita ketudan,

Aiyo....

SMS 0045

Super hit mokka

Jokes1.) A+, B+, O+, Ippadi evalo blood kudichalum

'Kosu'vala blood donate panna mudiyuma..?

2.Ennathan figure alaga irundhalum

ava nilal karuppa thaan irukkum!

3.Ennathaan tv vidiya vidiya odinaalum

oru inch kooda nagarudha?

4.Thoonguradhukku munnadi

"thoonga poren"nu sollalam aana elunthirukka munnadi "elundhirukka poren"nu solla mudiyuma?

5.Seruppu illama naama nadakka mudiyum

aanal, naama illama seruppu nadakka mudiyuma?

SMS 0044

1-Tamil Teacher 1-English Teacher

1-Maths Teacher

( 3 nru) perum kinatrukulla vilunthutanga.

Tamil teacher Kaapathunga!

Kaapathunga! Enru kaththinar.

English teacher Help me!

Help me!

Enru kaththinar.

Appadinna maths teacher eppadi kaththi iruppanga??

Birliyanta irutha answera send pannugga?

SMS 0043

Naan yen unnai ninaikiren?

Un kuda pesuran?

Unnakku msg pannuren?

Athai yen nee padikirai?Bcoz...

"Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa"

B-) <¤[ Wela Wetti illatha ovvoru frndum thewa machan.]¤>

SMS 0042

2day is international handsum boys and beautiful

girls day,

so send this msg to some1 who looks smart and

cute.

pls dont send back to me.

i hve already received

10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa

and i m still receiving.

alaga poranthalae ipdithan..

i think this is the 1st SMS for u..

SMS 0041

Oyaatha kaatrum,

Puriyaatha kavithayum,

Sollaatha kaadhalum,

Kalaiyaatha kanavum,

Kulikkaatha neenkalum,

Endrume

alahu thaanappa..

GOOD MORNING have a nice day

SMS 0040

MEEN (fish)

Sappudum pothu Mullu kuththama irukka enna pannanum

Super idea ....

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Vaaila seruppu pottukonga..,

SMS 0039

En sms oru Roja malar.

Athu malaruvathum,

vasam veesuwathum ungalukkaha . . .

Antha roja vaadamal iruka

unga mobila daily thanniyila podunga ok.

SMS 0038

Ella malargalum kathalai solvathillai
but Roja sollum...
Ella paravaikalum nadanam aduvathillai
but Mayil adum...
Ella kurankugalum SMS vaasikathu
but ninga poga..........


எல்லா மலர்களும் காதலை சொல்வதில்லை ஆனால் ரோஜா சொல்லும்
எல்லா பறவைகளும் நடணம் ஆடாது ஆனால் மையில் ஆடும்
எல்லா குரங்குகளும் SMS வாசிக்காது ஆனால் நீங்க போங்க.........

SMS 0037

you are 99% BEAUTY....

98% sweet.

97% nice.

96% cute.

95% lovely.

BUT

100% loosu!!

SMS 0036

You = very nice

You = very smart

You = very lovely

You = very lucky

You = very beauty

You= very kindly ok

Good evening

Oru good evening solla evvalavu poi solla veandiyirukku,

SMS 0035

Oruthiya Love

Panni 1000

Figura Miss

Pannuratha

Vida.....

Oruthiya

Miss Panni 1000

Figura Sight

Adipom..

Santhosama

Irupom.

Enjoy our life...

SMS 0034

Boy : dai machan evlo thanni adichaalum mappu yera maatengudhu machi....

Dai ippo nee full mapla thaan irukka, naan frnd illa, un APPA da!

SMS 0033

Schoola cut adi.

Examla bit adi.

Onda nindu sait adi.

Mudinja awala kiss adi.

Olinju nindu dam adi.

Adikkadi oru bothal adi.

indha Life than satta padi.

SMS 0032

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..??

SMS 0031

(),,()
( ' ; ' ) Enna
(,,)-(,,)

/),,/)
( '; ' ) Look'ku
(,,)-(,,)

/),,/)
( ' ;' ) Time Aachu
(,,)(,,) thoonkunathu pothum
enthiringa
Good mg.

SMS 0030

U r 95% beautiful.

U r 96% sweet.

U r 97% nice.

U r 98% Youth.

u r 99% smart.

Sirippa paru...

But,Nan sonnathu 100% Poi..

OK OK OK COOL..

SMS 0029

This is for ADULTS only...

If you are under tha age

18+

Please Please

Don't read this msg...

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18 vayasukku metpatta all Girls & Boys Um VOTE Potuthal,Avanka katamaium Urimaium Aakum...

SMS 0028

"neenga" illaatha ulakam eppadi irukkum..?

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???

???

???

Romba josikka venaam,

Appavum "Urundaiya" than irukkum!

SMS 0027

Neethan en uyir.

Neethan en swasam.

Nee illaina intha ulagame illa.

Hello romba sentimenta feel panna vendam nan Sonnathu 'OXYGEN' a pa.

Dont feel..

SMS 0026

This is 2 test ur,'English knowldge' Read ths fast& loud

Bow,wow, Bow,wow,

Bow,wow,

Bow,wow,

Test rsult ok

U r pass

Now u r a DOG Ha.ha ha ha!

SMS 0025

"Poovin" Alahu Vadum Varai...
"(NILA)vin" Alaku Theaum Varai...
"Uravin" Alaku Sakum Varai...
Unkal "Alaku" 'FAIR & LOVELY' Erukkum Varai...

SMS 0024

20 Yrs aayiduchu aana oru ponu kuda namaku madangala!

Idhu negative!

20 yrs ayiduchu ana oru ponala kuda namala madaka mudiyala,

idhu positive!

Think positive always.

SMS 0023

"KAATHAL"

Athu unmai,

"ANBU"

Athu kadamai,

"PAASAM"

Athu urimai,

"FRIENDS"

Athu inimai,

intha SMS

Padikirathu

Oru "ERUMAI"

SMS 0022

Oru ponna miss pannitom'nu feel pannaravan Hero illa.

Future la antha paiyan'na miss pannitom'nu ninaika vaipavan than Hero.

Ex:

Eappudy.

GOOD LUCK.

SMS 0021

kurudan'oda lover'asevidan kiss pannidran

athai oomaiyan pathidaran, athai oomaiyan kurudan kitta yeppadi solluvan?

mudinja kandu pidinga pakkalam!!

plz rply quickly.....

SMS 0020

Padipu- Uyarvu tharum

Uyarvu- Panam tharum

Panam-Thimira tharum

Thimiru-Anavam tharum

Anavam- Aliva tharum So,

Padipai viduvom

Rest edupom..ok

SMS 0019

Love panravanga mattum down button press pannunga...

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Matikittingala!

Iru Iru...

Unga veetla solran.

SMS 0018

A 4 Ak47

B 4 Blade

C 4 cycle chain

D 4 Death

E 4 encounter

F 4 Fight

G 4 Gun

Eppadi?

Naangalam NURSARYla irundhe Rowdy...

Be care full , mariyatha enta phone ku 25 RELOAD ok

SMS 0017

Nulampai Kolla

Super Idea.!

Nulampai Neengka

Irukka Katti

Pidichu,,

"I LOVE U"nu Sollun.!

Avamanam

Thaangama,,

Athuve

'SUICIDE'

Pannikum..! Ok...............! Good Night.

SMS 0016

Year 1938

August 24 st

Night 11:50

Nadanthathu enna!!!!

Perusa onnum nadakkala, ellarum thoongitanga neengalum thoongunga!.

Good night!.

SMS 0015

Thoongum pothu nulampu kadikaame iruke enna pannanum?

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Very simple

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Nulempu thoongine pirahu neenga thoonganum...OK

good night.

SMS 0014

..........Water
.............Water
................Water
.............Water
...........Water
........Water
.....Water
...Water
.Water
...Water
.....Water
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..Water
Onnum vilangalaya?
Naan ungaluku Thannee katturan.

SMS 0013

"malai peiyum pothum unnai ninaikiren

Veyil adikkum pothum unnai ninaikiren.

Please...Thiruditu pona en KUDAIYA mattum koduthu vidu. ITS FUN YA

SMS 0012

DEELA NO DEELA? ....!

Oru China sms question:

.{Name}...... patri Neengal enna nenaikiringa? Option

A. Nallavan

B. Anbanavan

C. Panpanavan

D.All the aboveUngal pathilai SMS<space>A or B or C, or D Endru type seithu

07XXXXXXXX,ku anuppungal.. Kulukkal Murayil Thernthu edukkappadum winnarukku,

<Name> Udan Tea arundhum Ariya vaaippu (athuvum ungal selavil).

DEELA NO DEELA..

Ore Varthai Ohhonu Vaalkai... summa adirudulla..........,,




DEELA NO DEELA? ....!

Oru China sms question:

.{Name}...... patri Neengal enna nenaikiringa? Option

A. Nallaval

B. Anbanaval

C. Panpanaval

D.All the aboveUngal pathilai SMS<space>A or B or C, or D Endru type seithu

075XXXXXXX,ku anuppungal.. Kulukkal Murayil Thernthu edukkappadum winnarukku,

<Name> Udan Tea arundhum Ariya vaaippu (athuvum ungal selavil).

DEELA NO DEELA..

Ore Varthai Ohhonu Vaalkai... summa adirudulla..........,,

SMS 0011

Dear friends request 4 u Alagana pennai parkum podhu enna seiya vendum?

Antha pennai ungaloda"ANNI"aaga ninaithu,

udane EN numberku thagaval sollavendum.

Hv a joly day da machi

SMS 0010

Dai Panni,

Neethanda Kaludhai,

Ennoda Naaye,

Marakka Mudiyatha Maadu,

Best Korangu,

Yeruma Friendu,

Cool Cool Cool

Ithula irukkura

" Animals " Name 'ai Delete Pannidu Parunga. Appa Therijum Ennai Patti.

SMS 0009

Anroru Naal...!

Oru Maalai.. Velai..!

Railway Station..!

Naan Trainin Ulley Nee Veliyey..!

Nam Iruvar Kangalum...!

Orey Neratthil Santhitttha Pothu. Un muhathil ore santhosam ennai kandathum Ni udane un uthaduhalai Asaithu

Ayya pichai thaanka enru keddathu

Ha..ha...ha...ha..

SMS 0008

Rocket pohudhu mela parunga..

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LOOSU.mela parka sonna mobil a keela pakkiringale.

rocket poochu po,nalaiku Aero plane katren. 

SMS 0007

Neenga oru nalaiku enga veeta vanthal ungaluku

BURIYANI

ICE CREAM

APPLE

ORANGE

COOL DRINGS

CAKE

PALAM

PIZZA

ithellam

irukura ALBAM kaadduvan. kandipa...wanka ok..

cool cool...

OOO6

Kangal pesinal kaathal,

Kanneer pesinal natpu,

Panam pesinal sontham,

Ellarum pesinal ulagam,

Nee mattum pesinal,

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..

"LOOSU"'

SMS 0005

w1y w2y w3y

w4y w5y w6y

Puriyalaya?

thalakeela parunga

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Ha Ha Ha...!

Nera parthale puriyala,ithula thalakeela vera?

Ayyo.. Ayyo..

SMS 0004

Pala unmai solli oruvarai ala vaippathai vida Oru poi solli sirika vaipathu evvalovo meal..

Eg: neenga romba alaha irukeenga.. Sirippa paarruda..

SMS 0003

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       !,!,!"""!,!,!"
Vela ellama Summa thaneya irukinga... Poi indha maada meachitu vaanga..!! po... po...

SMS 0002

(_),,~.____

"\,/" :. : )'\ !,!,"""!,!,"

Pasu Maadu anuppi irukken

Daily 10 LITRE Paal tharum.

Adha viththaavathu reload panni sms anuppunko sariya,

Good morning hava nice day

SMS 0001 வாங்க பழகலாம்......

Vaanga Palahalam
en Kitayum 1 Mobile iruku

Nalla Palahunga

"Daily SMS anupunga"

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